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Goat-Feathers

Goat-Feathers
  • #: 108198
  • Price: $0.99 In Apple Store
  • Category: Business
  • Updated: 2010-01-08
  • Current Version: 1.0
  • 1.0
  • Size: 0.70 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Loni Oneil
  • Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 2.2 or later
  • © 2009 WideMedia
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Description

No human being ever tells the whole truth about himself. We seem to be born liars in that particular, all of us, and I am no different. I’m starting out now to tell the bitter, agonizing truth about myself, but before I am through I shall probably be lying at the rate of a mile a minute and cracking myself up something awful! A man can tell only so much truth; then he begins to wabble.

The truth is, I ought to be making as much money as Robert W. Chambers, and winning prizes of honor like Ernest Poole, and I’m not. I ought to be better known as a humorist than George Ade and Mark Twain rolled into one, and I’m not. The trouble with me is that I am always too ready and eager to break away and go gathering goat-feathers. If it had not been for that I might be a millionaire or the President of the United States or the leading American Author, bound in Red Russia leather. I might have been a Set of Books, like Sir Walter Scott or Dickens or Balzac, and when people passed my house the natives would say, "No, that isn’t the city hall or the court-house; that’s where Butler lives." Of course some strangers would say, "Butler, the grocer?" but that would be the ignorant few. The real people would whisper, "Butler, the Author!" in a sort of subdued awe and remove their hats. Some of them would pick a blade of grass from my lawn and take it home to hand down to their children’s children as the most treasured family possession. As it is, I have gathered so many goat-feathers that half the people introduce me as Ellis Butler Parker and the other half as Butler Parker Ellis, and if there is a ton of hay growing on my lawn nobody bothers to pick a pint. My father has to cut it and rake it away.

Ellis Parker Butler

About Tree Frog

Tree Frog Reader was created with the end reader in mind. Tree Frog lets you easily navigate through your book with books being organized into Chapters/Verse.

Tree Frog Reader Features Include:

-Adjust Font Size

-Adjust Font Type

-Bookmark

-Write Notes

-Portrait/Landscape Mode

-Auto Rotates into Portrait/Landscape Mode

-Ability to Lock into Portrait/Landscape Mode

-Day/Night Mode

-Read it anywhere no Internet needed

-Opens to last spot read

-Easy Navigation

-Books Sorted into Chapters/Pages

-Images can easily be viewed within Reader

About PublisherApp

PublisherApp creator of the Tree Frog Reader, PublisherApp is software development team located in Southern Utah. Our technology includes our proprietary Publishing Platform and Tree Frog Reader which is dedicated to making it easier for Experts, Coaches, Professionals, Authors and Publishers to share their great content in a digital format!

For more information visit:

www.publisherapp.com

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